I have just broken my back. I decided to use my aunt's carpet shampooer with the upholstery attachment to clean my suite as the covers don't come off. I was really getting into it, scrubbing away at the stains on the sofa (mine, not David's) as there was chocolate and all types of stuff on it from various parties and invasions from the younger sproglets over the last 6 months or so.
We are getting a new suite at the end of the month but ours is going into storage for my stepbrother and his wife and kids for when he eventually gets out of the army in April. Going for a hot bath now then I might get a massage later.